Twelve little ducklings standing in a row
One of them wears Gucci shoes
The others have no dough
Eleven little ducklings are caught in a tsunami
One duck says, “This is such fun”
The others think he’s balmy
Ten little ducklings are stopped by the police
One duck says she’s innocent
The rest claim they are geese
Nine little ducklings are visiting the pope
One duck fails to genuflect
The rest say, “What a dope”
Eight little ducklings decide that they should pout
One says she is happy
The others punch her snout
Seven little ducklings smoke some heavy drugs
One receives the voice of God
The rest see five-foot bugs
Six little ducklings bow to the Dalai Lama
One duck says, “He is so wise”
The rest say, “So’s your Mama”
Five little ducklings go riding on their oxen
One gets aches in all his joints
The others take Naproxen
Four little ducklings visit Miss Bo Peep
One plays games with Bo Peep’s dog
The others chase her sheep
Three little ducklings move to Guatemala
One duck studies ancient scripts
The rest read the Kabbalah
Two little ducklings stay in Cincinnati
One has Graeter’s ice cream
The other a goetta patty
One little duckling sits atop the wall
At twelve o’clock he falls to earth
No ducklings left at all
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