Thursday, July 14, 2022

JUNE WAS BURSTING WITH EXCITEMENT

 

So perplexing this weird month of June 
It’s been hotter than a Sierra wildfire 
I hope that I’ll see my sister soon 
In the meantime we’ll sit and perspire 

We’ve been watching the hearings on January Six 
The picture gets worse by the day 
Trump has been up to his most evil tricks 
I hope he's charged with nine counts of foul play 

French Open tennis, a most historic scene 
Nadal faced Norwegian Casper Ruud 
A straight set win, Rafa’s number fourteen 
Casper, outclassed, was a feckless dude 

Stephen Curry and pals played their finest hoops 
The Warriors won the entire shebang 
My sister Vicki cheered faithfully for the troops 
Now time to relax from the Sturm und Drang 

Our Improv class performed its last show 
A melodrama, “The Factory of Despair” 
We improv’d lines in the ongoing flow 
The teacher’s reaction, “Keen wit and fine flair” 

We attended a friend’s birthday party 
A boat trip along the Ohio 
The crowd was cool and arty 
So long Covid, Oh Me-O-Mio 

Katja’s purse disappeared one day 
We searched every inch of each room 
She called up Visa in utter dismay 
But there was her purse by the broom 

Each night I baited two traps with cheese 
Each morning two bodies of mice 
Murdering mice makes me feel like a sleaze 
One more smallish mouse might suffice 

Our attic air conditioner broke again 
The water poured right through the ceiling 
I first saw a pool on the rug in our den 
“Dog bladder mishap” was my feeling 

Our attic is home to a sizeable beast 
Perhaps an opossum, perhaps a raccoon 
Each night the bumping noises have increased 
We will call the trapper number pretty soon 

Our little dog Iko hates firecrackers 
He whines and crawls under the bed 
I get a bit peeved with the neighborhood slackers 
Though I know there are worse things to dread 

OLLI has started a new poetry group 
It meets every Thursday for eight weeks 
Just what I need to stay in the loop 
And fiddle with poetic techniques

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