The president’s numbers are low
The midterm forecast, pure woe
The voters are bitter
Mass outrage on Twitter
The Dems better raise lots of dough
The Omicron variant is here
The scariest time of the year
It spreads like wildfire
Oldies’ outlooks are dire
Once again locked away by our fear
The committee’s investigating the Jan. 6 attack
We, the public, await their feedback
Team Trump won’t comply
Obeying orders from on high
Even so the committee’s on track
"Legitimate political discourse”
That’s the violent insurrection, of course
The RNC is insane
Echoing Trump’s false refrain
When even Mitch McConnell has changed course
Twitter cancelled Rep. Taylor Greene
For lying about the vaccine
Marjorie didn’t blink
She relishes a stink
And has endless other ways to be obscene
Novak Djokovic is under the gun
He’s put off seeking number twenty-one
Novak fears the vaccine
Imagines side effects unseen
So this year's Grand Slams may be done
The U. of M. Prez lost his job
Because of his secret heartthrob
Emails eking affection
Hints of carnal predilection
So Schlissel went out with a sob
And CNN’S Jeff Zucker resigned
His love interest put left him in a bind
Though both were divorced
Disclosure rules were enforced
So now Jeff is badly maligned
The Queen gave the Duchess her blessing
“I’m Queen Consort,” said Camilla, effervescing
Prince Charles, so glad
Though Prince Harry is mad
The monarchy needs this, I’m guessing
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