Friday, October 4, 2019

Letterology: A Book Of Divination For Our Troubled Times

Numerology gets more applause and acclaim
A source of wisdom for two thousand years
But Letterology, a wellspring, if you are seeking
to unravel the psyche, to calm rampant fears 

Letterology interprets the letters from one’s name
In my case, for example, the initials D-C-L 
One probes their meanings in the sacred texts
One’s life course, one’s destiny, Letterology will tell

                  D-C-L: The Readings

D is the image of an Army helmet
          Of a bullet, a quonset hut, a coffin’s end 
The sound of D is duh-duh-duh-duh
          The din of a jackhammer dismantling concrete
D stands for demon, degenerate, depraved
          Also dilettante, dullard, doofus
 Thus D is the Dark side of D-C-L
         And D is in the first place, the foundation, the core 

C is the image of a cup of hot chocolate
          A happy smile, a bowl for chrysanthemums
C sounds like cuh-cuh-cuh-cuh
          The soft song of cicadas at twilight
 C stands for capable, confident, clever
          And chatty, congenial, cordial, chipper
 C is the Creative side of D-C-L
  But sadly C is stuck between D and L

L is the image of a dead end road
          A broken twig, a clock just past midnight
L sounds like luh-luh-luh-luh
          The gibberish of an infant babbling in his crib
 L stands for lazy, lethargic, lackadaisical
          For loony, light-headed, lopsided, lumpy 
 L is the Lamentable side of D-C-L
         L waits in the last place, the guardian of the end

What should I make of this unsettling reading? 
All hope for the future is with the letter C
D-C-L should change his first name to Cramer
When C’s in the first place, one is happy and free



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