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This message is from a trusted sender
Dear Trusted Sender, this is such a relief
My recent senders — a psycho, a thief
P*O*R*N*S*T*R*Secret
Belive it or not, Men’s Secret is Probably in your pantry
I searched my pantry for an hour or two
Found only one secret, Gorilla Glue
The Savings Bank U.S
ARE YOU DEAD OR ALIVE?
I asked my doctor this very question
He’s ordered a test for my next session
LESBIAN COMMUNITY
Subscription Confirmed
Can I be a lesbian if I’m a man?
I’d always heard there’s some kind of ban
Esmeralda Psychic
lundgrendc, what I have to tell you could change your life
Tell me, Esmeralda, does my future hold hope?
I’ve been scared to death by my horoscope
George Henley
Did You Forget Something? There’s a special, exotic flower that
helps preserve memory.
I don’t have much memory left to preserve
But a flower exotic would perk up my verve
DATING-SECRETS
HOW SHE_WANTS YOU_TO TURN HER_ON.
I asked my date but this made her scoff
Her preference on dates is to be turned off
Keto Tone
New Skinny Pill Kills Your Fat. This Diet is Sweeping The Nation
Appealing but I am content with my fat
It makes me cuddly, so says my cat
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Gorgeous Bitch Women Are Waiting to Meet You
Gorgeous Bitch Women, to me, are a threat
The very idea, I break into a sweat
New Health News
Anxiety? Depression? CBD OIL could be a Lifesaver
Anxiety, depression, I’ve more than I need
Will CBD OIL restore an old Swede?
Dorathy Gaby
I will like to disclose something very important to you, get back for
more details. Regards. Mrs Dorathy Gaby
Dear Dorathy, I will disclose this to you
Your parents — bad spellers, so sorry but true
Gay Porn
Thank’s For Joining
Tell me, just what is involved in gay porn?
Now that I’ve joined, will I be less forlorn?
hi
someone is Searching For You.. Find out now!
Hey Someone, I am joining your quest
I’ve lost myself too and am most distressed
Apple News
The Downside to good Hygiene
I too think Hygiene is over-rated
Cleanliness, sanitation — thoroughly outdated
Flirt Message
Pritty Slut..Poked.you..
Such a fine poke from a girl so pritty
Best that you live in a faraway city
Exclusive Homeware
Does Your Closet Spark Joy? Try This At Home.
I’m happy to say that my closet sparks joy
I’ve been hiding in mine since I was a boy
WARNING ..lundgrendc
We’ve Detected Unusual Activity on Your Account
Thanks for your warning, that activity was me
I finished this poem — that’s unusual, you see
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