We wish we could watch every show on TV
But there are at least a zillion to be covered
I checked TV Guide to help plan our choices
Here are some of the plots I discovered
Emily becomes an Internet star
Sarah decides to take some private time
Renee talks Bree into going to a pickup bar
Jane is ready to pursue writing full-time
Barry joins the high school football team
Josh turns mad scientist for his biker gang sale
Kyle disappears after destroying Amanda’s dream
Hank’s erratic behavior puts him in jail
Ella searches for the right hairdo
Margie scrambles to find child care
Zoey learns she may have a little more growing to do
Sammy Jo is ready to wash Jeff out of her hair
Dirt on Piscatelli comes to light
The cops close in on Art and Bill
Antoine McKenzie is brazenly shot in broad daylight
Boss Hogg schemes to destroy his late uncle’s will
Rebecca tries to reconnect with Jack
Peggy suffers from a migraine
Mona helps Hanna get her fashion career back on track
Rikki spots Sophie kissing Zane
Spencer invents a machine to feed his fish
Stroheim returns as a cyborg and wages war
Murtaugh walks on thin ice with Trish
Ralph decides he doesn’t want to be a hero anymore
Pam puts on a lunchtime fashion show
Megan hosts a Sip-and-See for baby Fay
Holly lands her dream job in San Antonio
Jazz gets an unexpected gift on her 17th birthday
Eli finds farming more than it’s cracked up to be
Jacques Renault is found dead
A cross-dressing professor goes on a killing spree
Two gunmen shoot William Davis in the head
TV, as we see, is all about gender
The males seek violence and power
Women pursue close relationships
When together, the couples just glower
All this brainwashing, who the sexes are
Or, supposedly, who they should be
Mostly they choose the male as the star
A minor glitch — it’s complete fantasy 
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