Sean Spicer appears in the news every day
You’ll see if you Google his name
Sometimes he’s more out there than Donald Trump
Here’s some headlines that point to Sean’s fame:
- Sean Spicer Lied About Inauguration Crowd Numbers
- Sean Spicer is Lying About Trump's Health-Care Debacle
- Sean Spicer Claims Hitler Never Used Chemical Weapons
- Sean Spicer Can't Explain Donald Trump's Flip-Flops
- Sean Spicer Can't Name a Single Legislative Accomplishment by Trump
- Sean Spicer Wore His Flag Pin Upside-Down
- Sean Spicer admitted to swallowing more than 2 packs of gum daily
- What Is Happening to Sean Spicer's Face?
Sean Spicer’s parents, of course, are proud
More nervous is Sean Spicer’s wife
His children think about changing their name
His relatives could take their own life
The critics say Sean’s task is terrible
His job: defend tweets that are crazy
But Sean doesn’t lose any sleep at night
He simply stays off point and hazy
Donald Trump has stuck with Sean Spicer
He’s thrilled that Sean’s ratings are high
And Sean needn’t worry if his statements are fake
What the heck, he’s a publicity guy
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