Tuesday, November 2, 2021

The Day I Tackled Abber Murphy

In Miss Guimond’s sixth grade class 
I was one of the goodie goodie students, 
raggedy penmanship 
but number two in spelling 
and decent at arithmetic. 

At recess on the playground though, 
a different kettle of fish. 
I was the littlest sixth grader, 
the youngest, the scrawniest. 
When picking sides for football, 
I always stood there waiting till the end. 

Come November’s first big snowfall, 
the boys turned to “Tackle”. 
A simple game, just one rule: 
one boy was named the runner,
the others’ job, to tackle him. 
Two dozen scalawags, 
hooting and hollering, 
chasing the runner from here to there. 
He who tackled the runner became the new runner, 
and the game began all over again. 

Runners zigged and zagged, 
dodged and stiff-armed, 
but the playground was only so large 
and the runner always got cornered. 
The only question was how 
long he could stay on his feet. 

The runners, nearly always the same: 
Abber, Gundy, Jimmy B, 
John John, Deeny Boy. 
Abber Murphy was the champ by far, 
the fastest toughest kid in our school, 
the fullback on the football team. 

One time we surrounded Abber at the back wall 
and he turned around and 
he looked me straight in the eye 
and I thought to myself, 
“I knew it, he’s going to kill me.” 
I crouched down, stretched out my arms,
shut my eyes, held my breath. 
Abber slammed into me head-on and, 
wonder of wonders, he lost his footing 
and we both tumbled into the snow. 

All the boys started cheering 
(at least that’s how I imagine it), 
and Abber said, “Good tackle, Bud!” 
So I was the next runner 
but I only got eight feet or so 
before somebody knocked me down. 
It didn’t matter, my heart 
was bursting with joy. 
Though I never got to be runner again, 
I’ll never forget the time 
that it was me who tackled Abber Murphy.


Thursday, October 14, 2021

Water Beasties at River House

There were zillions of minnows in the river 
They lolled in the shallow warm water 
Their lives were not without peril 
 Being favorite snacks for the otter 

Our clams lived next to the river bank 
We’d step on them when we’d go in 
When bored we’d pry their shells open 
An act which I now think a sin 

The crayfish dug holes in the sand 
They’d dart in their homes when we neared 
Their claws made them look like fierce lobsters 
Even so it was humans they feared 

Some of the frogs had homes in the field 
And the other frogs swam in the river 
Easy to catch frogs in either place 
When we grabbed them they’d croak and they’d shiver 

Snapping turtles swam in the river at dusk 
Steve shot a huge buck with his bow 
We hauled it to shore behind our green boat 
Turtle murder, the lowest of the low 

Mudpuppies were the weirdest of creatures 
They’d rest on the deep river floor 
Sometimes I’d spot one right through the ice 
They sure are an ugly eyesore